Sun, Mar 3
... Waterbed sex, eh?
I love this! I found it in
Jendra's diary... it's hilarious--and so true!
Guys may not know this, but girls have degress and ranks of underwear. Girls who have sex have even more degrees of underwear. There is the underwear that you wear everyday. It's comfortable, it's likely the newest underwear you have. This is the top ranking underwear. It gets worn first. Then there is the older stuff. That is for when it's almost time to do laundry. Then there is the lowest ranking panties of them all. The period panties. They are the oldest and certainly the most unattractive underwear you have. It's gone down the ranks for weeks and months and sometimes years. It's next stop is the garbage can. The non-virgins or approaching non-virgins also have in tbeir collection, sex underwear. This consists of thongs, see through underwear and silk. It usually requires special care when washing. It is the highest ranking underwear without comparison. It also costs the most. This is the stuff girls wear when they have an inkling that someone will see it.
The beauty of this is, guys think that it's what girls wear all the time. All together now: Hahahahaha. They also think that the sexy little numbers that you see in lingerie stores is what girls wear to sleep overs. Girl who would do such a thing in real life would be laughed out of the slumber party never to show her face there again. At least that's how it was when I was younger. With this Britney Spears thing happening with little girls showing their ass cracks, maybe this has changed.
True? Yes, very true! Oh yah... the other thing I was writing last night to post on here (but I couldn't because my computer was being slow and stupid...):
So, back before Christmas, some of us were talking about waterbed sex. And then Laura and I were talking about it not too long ago. And, well, I want to know if it's as good as "they" say it is. You know, so I know whether or not to keep my waterbed for when I get married. I've got the bed, but I can't say that I've ever had sex on it!
So, sign the book or leave a note if you have experience with this kind of thing. If you don't, tell me what you think anyways. And send anyone who has an opinion over here to answer for themselves! ;o)
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posted at 7:47 p.m.
