Can we at least pretend it's a valid excuse, even if it's not? It makes a pretty good one. :o)
Or maybe it's not the person himself... maybe it's the lingering presence of pond scum that he just can't quite seem to shake that causes such a severe reaction. That's maybe more plausible, no? You know... some people are allergic to perfume, and can't be around someone who wears it, even if they're not wearing it at that particular moment. Maybe scum is just as allergy-causing, even if it's not completely present at that moment. You just can't shake it, once you've been in such prolonged contact with it. Or something like that.
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